Kankri actually gets migraines every time he thinks of him.

Plus some funny russian memes under cut

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Kankri actually gets migraines every time he thinks of him.

Plus some funny russian memes under cut

Keep reading

sorry

sorry

Kankri dreads every new notification from the group chat. He knows that he would see another invitation for another pointless waste of time in form of a party at someone's place. And he knows Cronus sees these notifications too. And he knows Cronus would come pick him up on his truck without ever asking if he wished to visit such a vile intervention - his precious time is not indefinite, after all.

But as long as he can ignore anyone else (mayhaps besides Porrim and Latula) and mind his own business, Kankri can actually tolerate this charade and stay as long, as it's needed.

Kankri dreads every new notification from the group chat. He knows that he would see another invitation for another pointless waste of time in form of a party at someone's place. And he knows Cronus sees these notifications too. And he knows Cronus would come pick him up on his truck without ever asking if he wished to visit such a vile intervention - his precious time is not indefinite, after all.

But as long as he can ignore anyone else (mayhaps besides Porrim and Latula) and mind his own business, Kankri can actually tolerate this charade and stay as long, as it's needed.

That's rock and roll, bro.

Devon Bostick as Rodrick Heffley

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES (2011) | dir. David Bowers

That's rock and roll, bro.

Devon Bostick as Rodrick Heffley

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES (2011) | dir. David Bowers

he’s so freaking hot I swear

he’s so freaking hot I swear

had to be there i guess

had to be there i guess

I told y'all it was a pun

A very long thread on it: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505646738627088389?t=06aHTTZkf1ZaJyCDhWUzTg&s=19

And the punchline, if anyone wants to jump there directly: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505648702119202823?t=IHkQWeElTa0T63o3lbr12Q&s=19

that’s excellent

cracking open a cold one with the sumerian dog

I got a pen, I got an apple

I got a pen, I got an apple

seeing eridan without his 50 layers is like seeing a fluffy cat wet or shaved for the first time; fucking schmoll

seeing eridan without his 50 layers is like seeing a fluffy cat wet or shaved for the first time; fucking schmoll

NOT A SHIP!

NOT A SHIP!

some more shitposts

some more shitposts

fish

fish

ALT

ALT

sudden affection

ALT

ALT

sudden affection